off-the-rack boobies

I have good luck with jack-in-the-crack. Today I ordered two tacos, which are better than taco bell’s tacos, btw… and they came out into the diningroom and gave us an extra sourdough jack.

while watching Dr. 90210 I wonder why it is that they can show breast augmentation on TV but they have to blur out the nipples?

I have mixed feelings about the whole concept of plastic surgery. It just seems like body parts are like products you can buy, now. Something about it just doesn’t seem right. They make it seem like it’s so commonplace, but isn’t it dehumanizing? I think that the doctors who perform these surgeries are sickos. Of course, you can argue that they also help people who have been disfigured in accidents or whatever, and yes—that is not the same thing.
i'm talking more about these off the rack boobs and noses.