reasons i am un-cool

1. i don't have links to all the coolest blogs. 2. i don't post naked pics of myself. 3. i don't use lots of swear-words in my posts. 4. i don't go to bars. 5. i don't have lots of cool friends that i take random pics of to post on my blog. 6. i don't blog about sex. 7. i don't post links to pics of naked people. 8. i try to avoid typing at length about my psychological problems. 9. i don't use a ton of slang. 10. i try to spell correctly and use proper grammar as much as possible.