let's do the time-warp again

i fell asleep while reading at about midnight, only to wake up disoriented at one. when that happens, i get paranoid. so then i wasn't sleepy. i ate cake. it wasn't enough. i read for an hour and then ..... boom two hours went by like magic and now it is four. looks like i'll be sleeping all day again tomorrow. it freaks me out when my circadean rhythms are all discombobulated like this. i think things like i must've been abducted by aliens. maybe it's the cat. maybe there are nanobots self-replicating in my drinking water. better read sum moore kurzweil.