ain't life grand?

i need like 800,000 anti-anxiety pills or something, man! i think that because in this day and age, humans actually have it so easy compared to like back in the pioneer days or whatever that NOW, we can't even handle the most minor inconvenience or it feels like we are going to DIE. at least, that is how it seems for me. really, my life isn't that hard at all. but i get stressed out SO EASY! just having people get in my way or having to wait in a line longer than two seconds makes me want to rip my hair out or start mowing ppl down with a machete or something. GAH! whew. okay, i will breathe now. i think i will go for a walk down to the thrift store... although, i have no money so that is likely to end up being stressful, too.