Thursday, August 03, 2006

things i have to say


1. i love the surreal camera angles in death race 2000
2. d. caradeen's bondage outfit
3. sparkly fiberglass bumper cars of death
4. you get points for offing ppl
5. euthenasia day at the geriatric center?
6. the love scene where he says "wait a minute and i'll show you" and the scene fades out. HA-larious.
7. the fight scenes are like really realistic
8. girl in gold lame jumpsuit with cameltoe
9. REALLY great acting and line delivery!!!
10. "scoring isn't killing, it's part of the race"
11. "get back there and retard the spark" best phrase ever.
12. the manic announcer dude and his high fashion outfits of the future.
did you know that you can make pizzas in the oven using flour tortillas as the crust? they are really good! try it.
my knees have been hurting lately. i think i am getting arthur-itis.