i'm so put upon

my brain doesn't seem to work anymore. i forget everything and it is difficult for me to think clearly at all. i get overwhelmed by things that should be considered simple, everyday affairs. it is annoying. i have often wondered how it is that stupid people seem to function at all in the world? how the hell do they do it? sometimes it seems like stupid people are even BETTER OFF than smart people (i.e., me) heheheh.
i am the absent-minded professor.
it is really cool that i have been dreaming more lately. i don't really remember every detail but i know that last night i dreamed about my friend heather's wedding and everyone was supposed to wear "jams" you know, those gay shorts from the mid-'80's. but i didn't have any and so i decided to just sneak away and go spend the night in some barn. what?