sadly enough

our neighbors, who are alcoholics, started fighting and the woman went outside and the man locked her out and she was drunk off her ass, and she started banging on the door and calling him a pussy and then she punched the window and it broke. then the sheriff drove by and he came back and asked her what was going on and she said "it's a family fight" and then he asked her who she was and she said, "i don't know, you tell me" and he said she was gonna be going to jail in about five seconds. that's about how long it took for them to take her away, too.

there but for the grace of god go i