are soccer moms hot?

last night sophie cried hysterically for a long long time! she's never done that before. it was horrible. we ended up taking her for a drive, which sort of worked. but anyway.

my mom was trying to find some of her clothes that might fit me and i tried on some "mommy jeans" and i cannot wear that stuff. it just doesn't feel right. she says i am a mommy so i should be okay with wearing such matronly attire. but i am not. it offends my fashion sense. i cannot just completely give up on trying to look cool. can i? ack. aging is weird. i feel like i'm so old, now.