remember now

discomfort is never permanently eradicated.
i don't 'burp inside myself', i belch loudly as often as possible. of course, i won't make a scene in public, but i think belching is much more satisfying the louder it is.
also, i think drinks taste best if you can smack and say "ahhhh"
i have found etiquette amusing and entertaining to consider; but, you know--
moderation in all things
that is the answer.