12 reasons to skip blogging

1. blogging is for lame-o's who have no life but like to pretend that they have a life.

2. blogging is like a never-ending pursuit that gets you nowhere... often nobody reads your glorious posts of wisdom and they are just left there to float like a corpse in the ether.

3. essentially blogging is the new version of talking to oneself.

4. nobody is as obsessed with your life as you are, so get over it already!

5. nobody from the 'real world' understands blogging and don't bother trying to explain it to them because they won't get it and they will just think you are strange and have no life.

6. there are eight hundred million other things you really should be doing instead! come on!

7. nobody cares!

8. you'll eventually run out of blogworthy material and start making shit up like i am righ tnow.

9. it's a waste of time.

10. there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o.

11. sophie has decided that sleeping is just not her thing.

12. i've decided that i will just stop fighting her because it doesn't matter and she is fine.

sophie likes to somehow manage to grab the hair underneath all my other hair... like the hair on the nape of my neck and it gets stuck in her sticky little baby fingers and it kills.

she is obviously dead tired and overstimulated!!!!