if anyone's a hipster doofus, it's me

hi.
i try to be cool.
which means i am not cool.
unless being uncool is cool, now.
i never know.
i don't know 'cool'
what is this 'coolness' of which you speak?

i'm sorry, but i think this is funny. a lot of times scott calls me out on my shit and he is usually correct when he does so. i was losing my cool and he threw my power of now book onto a chair and said, "so much for the power of now!" in a sarcastic way, yes... but it was still a good point.

for father's day, sophie and i made scott a delicious breakfast of cheesy hash brown casserole and delicious salsa eggs. it was good.