Friday, July 14, 2006

an interview

i interviewed V[a=9sp/erSTH[|]e/GRa,!~~t!~~E.

OM: 1. "Why is the head of a dead cat the most valuable thing in the world?"
VTG: Half the sound of two hands clapping.
2. "If nothing exists, where does anger come from?"
Whether the universe is infinite or finite has nothing to do with the path that leads to extinction of socially correct, soul-devouring inordinate desire ( i.e., of normalized insanity).
3. "Do you have any pets?"
Squirrels, birds, spiders, rabbits, groundhogs, chipmunks, wasps, bees, flutterbys, butterflys, and other life forms in my area.
4. "what do you think about bloggers copying other bloggers?"
As long as they copy me to a fine-honed, sylph-imposed auto-da-fe, I'm fine with it.
5. what musical instrument is your favorite?
(1) Violin (2) Nature (3) Random ambient noise
what kind of blog do you hate the most?

(1) My own blog, thus it is continually being improved
(2) Partisan political blogs
(3) Blog media network analysis blogs
(4) Non-human, RSS vampire, Google search feedbot, pseudo blogs that syphon content from my blogs and contain 135 auto-generated posts per day, so you know it's a program who is the "blogger"
(5) Mommy blogs that expose children to predators and pervs by providing too much personal, environmental, behavioral data
(6) Hype monger vanity vending machine blogs with a carnival atmosphere, pushing products at hapless visitors, and having no free samples, charging a price for everything, stingy and greedy.
(7) Vanity confessional blogs posing as marketing, consulting, web design, or business blogs.
(8) Corporate blogs that read like recycled press releases, product catalogs, old school PR, and "we"-oriented, pompous, arrogant grandiosity.

Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate Web Usability. IT. Social Media. Ecommerce.