the shadow knows

i am eating beef jerky. sometimes i like to eat saltine crackers. sometimes they just taste really good. and they can make you feel better if you have an upset stomach.
i cannot STAND david hasselhoff. i would have to hurt him if ever i were forced to spend an extended amount of time with him... like more than 5 mins. serious. one time i saw this music video of his and it was the stupidest thing of all time. unbelievably so.

i was trying to take pictures of myself at the grocery outlet and scott was getting embarrassed and i'm like, take a look around-- is there anyone here you want to impress? there were some real winners in there, that's fer sure. but i was embarrassed, too and my pics all turned out lame cuz i was too chicken to do it right