i am mad at blogs

Today I got a big garbage bag full of free maternity jumpers/shirts that I am going to pretend are cool new tunics for me that are TOTALLY in STYLE!
Cuz they are!
Maternity clothes are the new belly shirts. Get it? BELLY!
Because they will either cover up my belly or make people think I am pregnant. Who cares. I’m being PROGRESSIVE.
So SHHHHHHHHHH!