wax idiotic

hello world.
today i made some semi-homemade christmas cards because i am semi-awesome.
i am glad that my boyfriend doesn't go to parties and hang out with hot sluts on a regular basis because if he did i would be very envious and pissed off.

this has something to do with a dream i had last night where he was all dressed up (which i have NEVER seen) and he was going to his office work party (which, he has never really worked in an office) and i was all, "I KNOW that you can bring your partner." and he was all,"yeah but i don't want to bring you because you would create a scene." so then i KNEW that he was going to be partying with hot chicks all night or else what reason would i have to be pissed?
but it was just a dream.
also, in our dream, we had two huge swimming pools in our backyard in which he was swimming with some hot chick that was pissing me off but then i couldn't find him.
and then other stuff happened. it was weird.
that's all.
bye.