i can post

we have absolutely NO christmas decorations up at our house.
i kind of wish we did.

i tried to half-assedly hang some lights on our front porch but there was no plug and i gave up very quickly on that.

i want to bring them in but now they are all wet because of the rain.

see? life is too hard.

why can't i get away with being lame?
because i don't work out enough?
because my hair isn't long enough?
because i need cosmetic surgery?
new clothes?
what?