i'm not a perfect person

i try hard to be nice and good.
but it's hard...
that's why i wish that i were so rich that everyone would just have to deal with my neuroses or they're FIRED!
y'know?
but alas and alack... that is not the case.
and of course, that would be so BORIng, anyway, don't you think?

my nails are too short. it feels funny.