doh!

sometimes i do and say really stupid shit and then the memory of my own stupidity haunts me pretty much forever.
i am an idiot a lot of the time.
i have said such stupid stuff and done such stupid stuff that i ended up alienating friends. i say to myself, i am an idiot. i am retarded.
very hard on myself i am... i know this.
it has to make a person humble eventually, doesn't it?
realizing how frequently you've been wrong?
my great uncle newt used to say, "i was wrong once."
my grandpa used to call me "aunt carrie" and always ask me if i wanted to buy a duck.