sting like a bee

I think a good name for a cat would be Tobacco. Then you could call the cat wacky t’backy if you felt like it.

Scott keeps the tv volume on mute when alex trebec is having his chat session with the contestants. That is so anti-human, don’t you think? No. it’s just anti smalltalk.

That “it’s not alex trebec” pictures were funny today on jeopardy.

Jeopardy is so dorky. But I like it. alex trebec is omniscient. It doesn’t make any sense to phrase the answer in the form of a question. Cuz nobody would say something like, “in his prime this athlete said, ‘it’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am” and you’re supposed to say, “Who is Muhammed Ali?” but if someone walked up to you and asked “who is muhammed ali” that wouldn’t be your answer to say “in his prime this athlete said, “blah blah blah…”

Trippy, huh?

Scott has been trying to quit smoking by switching to chew so he doesn’t smell like cigarettes all the time. He is always carrying around some kind of bottle to use as a spittoon. So, it looks kind of like he’s drinking something all the time. The other day it was a Guinness bottle and I kept thinking he was drinking beer, but he wasn’t. right now he is using my empty kefir bottle.