so much younger than today

i open the door and the cats are on the porch waiting to be let in.
but i have to beg them to come in.
when i don't even want them to come in to begin with.

the only reason they should even be in the house is to get a bath.
but i am helpless to their evil cat powers.
i did read once that cats give humans a mind control parasite.
i read that on the internet.
plus, i didn't do the dishes yesterday so now the whole kitchen looks like a tornado hit it.

if you wake up feeling famished try drinking water.