i invented the internet

no really. because, when i was a kid, my parents got invited to listen to a sales pitch on this place called Thousand Trails, and if they listened to the pitch, they got a chance to win a bunch of free stuff. so, we got a "computer." yeah, riiiiiight. it was a keyboard, that is all. anyway, i got that keyboard home and plugged it into the television set in my parent's room and i kept typing stuff onto the screen. everytime i would hit "enter" it would say, "syntax error". i found myself honestly hoping that someone would respond to my typed messages. someone from somewhere else in the world or in the universe. and now, it has come to pass..... honestly, i don't take fullllll credit. but, my thoughts may have somehow contributed to the collective mindstream that helped to bring about the cultural evolution involved in the birth of the intrawebs.