ack! a cat story

this cat wants in and out a billion times a day and he is so demanding about it. not only that but he is never even remotely affectionate unless he thinks you have food for him. sometimes i'd swear he's trying to kill me by running under my feet so i fall down. since it is scott's cat, i've threatened to start charging a quarter for each time i have to open the door for that cat. today, i also suggested we should feed him to a bulldog. not very nice, is it?