Saturday, January 20, 2007

toastland

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i like toast
once there was a little girl
who ate a lot of toast
she decided that she wanted to marry toast
but how could she stay married
if she ate the toast?
so she went to the toastmaster
analina: hahahahaa
carrie: he was the ruler of all the land
and his son
was the PRINCE
of toasttown
the toastmaster said to the girl
my wife is a toaster
so if you eat the prince
she will just pop out some more toast
and you shall have princes
to your hearts content
this was the perfect arrangement for the girl
since she was but a wee lass on her granmas knee
she had been collecting butter knives
she couldn't wait
for her wedding night
so she could put those butter knives to use.
she imagined slathering her prince
with butter
her butter knife
sliding back and forth
upon the crispy
crunchy
toast