are you checked out?

i love how hot and sour soup looks like sewer water.
i always think that gatorade shouldn’t have to be refrigerated.

the orientation to do in-home support services was weird. you get paid 7.25 to wash the private parts of people you have never met and deal with their pee and poo, too, not to mention possible ‘dementia’ as they call it. who knows what else. maybe i would only get nice little old ladies who can wash their own business. but the video that showed how to wash their hoo-ha’s made me want to laugh and when i told scott about that he said i was sophomoric. we got into an argument after lunch about who should be able to take a nap once we got home, but that was a waste of time because we both took a nap, however he is still sleeping so that isn’t fair and he will have to PAY!

i have been sneezing for like four days now. it is getting really annoying.