nothin but mammals

we are watching a rerun of the movie Hitch and it is so cheesy but i still keep getting sucked into it. when will smith slams that loser guy onto the table because all he wants is to 'hit it and quit it' all the women are supposed to immediately fall madly in love with him. any woman watching this movie who doesn't fall in love with will smith, must be a lesbo ... not that there's anything wrong with that.
romance is cheesy, anyway, if you're jaded, like me.