not up to par

well, my hypothesis was quite incorrect; for, in my case showing breasts heeds mostly insults. i've learned a few things about how my breasts are perceived by others, i guess.
1. don't show them
2. no one wants to see them
3. they are hideous.
4. i need surgery on my breasts.

alrighty then...

my opinion of the womens' breasts who are now in judgment of the quality of mine, shall remain where it belongs. nowhere.