somethin' better than in the middle

here is another pic where you can talk about how much JONK i have in my TRONK.
i'm gonna get-get-get you drunk.... on my lovely lady lumps.

whatever. now i sound like a fat chick trying to act like i don't mind being fat.

even tho i weigh the same thing i weighed when i was 18, but i have more fat than muscle now, i guess. plus i am taking a new medication which causes WEIGHT GAIN!
so i am going to have to really kick it up a notch in the working out department.

but for anyone who actually finds me to be obese... maybe you should get out more. or maybe you live somewhere where everyone is skinny and tan and perfect.
but whenever i am out in public, i see that most people are fatter than i am.