The priest in a small Irish village kept a chicken coop behind the church. On Sunday morning he found that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he decided to ask his parishioners in church. Before Mass he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no, I meant has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up ! "No, no, no! What I meant is, has anybody seen MY cock?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
hahaha! that's a knee-slapper. thanks, don.