good goose runderswear

let's see, in order for cool people under thirty to think you are a good writer you have to say disgusting vulgar things with lots of swearing and talking about drugs and sex and you can't use proper punctuation and actually it's really okay if your sentences don't even make sense but the most important thing is it should be something that you would never ever say out loud in a church unless you were just a complete sociopath. then people will think you are clever for sure.

which is why i have no hope of ever being in with the cool kids. i don't like to write things about sex or drugs or swearing. i don't write in order to shock people. i guess i'm a little old-fashioned that way.