guess i'll go eat worms

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern is funny to watch. scott says it's funny to watch because of all the noises of discomfort that i make. ew. ew. ew. this guy thinks everything is delicious and we have to watch him salivate and hear his mouth noises that is why they call him mr delicious the worlds most dangerous tastebuds. he always acts like he's having sex with the food. he says stuff like, "that's rockstar good!"

yesterday i ate some smoked oysters. today i ate some canned sardines.

if i am walking around in the dark and cannot see, i close my eyes.