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i am watching extreme makeover. it is chilly.
it really makes me laugh the way the plastic surgeons tell a patient who just came out of surgery that they look great and they can already see an improvement and the people are like, i am so happy with how i look now and they actually look like a grotesquely deformed crazy person. isn't plastic surgery like totally unethical when it is purely cosmetic? they just waxed out some guys nosehairs. OUCH! i never thought of waxing nosehairs. it seems so cruel. it seems like it would make me sneeze.